homeboygirl:

reblog to explode a landlord

crazy-brazilian:

someguyiguess:

someguyiguess:

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

greelin:

“i can’t believe they’re 30” and i cannot believe you genuinely have no perception of aging and think once someone hits 25 they should immediately look like they’re turning to dust before your very eyes

wilwheaton:

LOL. “We tried to be assholes, and Joe Biden turned it around on us. So now we’re assholes, but not the way we wanted to be! WHAAAAAAAA!!!”

Get fucked, losers.

iamat0m:

antifainternational:

catilinas:

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [one million posts about a fandom im not in. in the span of five minutes]

mutual 2: M. Caelius too must not pass unnoticed, notwithstanding the unhappy change, either of his fortune or disposition, which marked the latter part of his life. As long as he was directed by my influence, he behaved himself so well as a tribune of the people, that no man supported the interests of the senate, and of all the good and virtuous, in opposition to the

mutual 3: patricide would fix me

mutual 4: [5000 word theoretically informed breakdown of a book i have not read]

mutual 5: #omg this reminds me of the roman legal system

mutual 6: cannibalism is so mainstream now we need to start posting about necrophilia

mutual 7: so a detailed prosopographical analysis of this roman family reveals that actually they all died due to being haunted by an ancestral curse

mutuals 8-10: this tv show is actually just sophocles’ oedipus. to me

mutual 11: [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags]

mutual 12: here’s why these two words actually have NO etymological connection!!!

mutual 13: i’m just like this 18th century lawyer but a girl

mutual 14: cicero big naturals

mutual 15: scurvy is inherently both transgender and sexy…… put the rot in eroticism or whatever

mutual 16: she moby on my dick until i doomed by the narrative

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

the-haiku-bot:

shining-supernova:

sleepnoises:

sleepnoises:

sleepnoises:

sleepnoises:

sleepnoises:

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due to factors such as “time pressure” and “tulle is of the devil” my expectations for this shirt are not high. but i spent a lot of time imagining these button bands and they turned out pretty nice

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progress on this includes:

• attached the back and the yoke; did the yoke with wonky little panels for reinforcement(?), as it’s not double-layered, and for a fun symmetrical piecing moment
• attached fronts to back at shoulders (not pictured)
• constructed a collar and collar stand and arranged Leafs upon it
• started hand stitching down leafs. it would be more elegant to do this before assembling the collar, but i can’t visualize how both the seam allowances and the crease in the collar work + the tulle is itchy if misplaced

have yet to do sleeves, side seams, finishing hand stitching on collar, attaching collar, sleeve plackets (on tulle??), cuffs, Buttonholes (evil to me)

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Shirt’s done except for finishing the collar handstitching & touching up some of the buttonholes (used a friend’s fancy machine with varying success). Lots of things wrong with it that are hard to see from more than three feet away

No pictures of it on me because I have yet to obtain a suitable layering piece which is a really funny problem to have!

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buttons!!!!!!

Finished the collar! If you want to make embroidery you cut out of some tulle look like it is On There For Real this is what I did

• roughly cut out and place embroidery. baste with glue stick (glue sticks to the back of the embroidery and not the tulle)
• tack it down with a color matched running stitch (or whatever) along the stems and centers
• cut off more tulle from the edges with tinier scissors
• tack down the edges. with, in this case, a different thread color, do a faux chain stitch where you grab the very end of a stitch from the extant embroidery
• like so

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this has the benefit of kind of squashing down any tulle that didn’t get trimmed

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and now it moves with the fabric and doesn’t stick up at the edges!

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hey great news. i look charming in it

you do look charming, but sadly also kinda like the onceler

you do look charming,

but sadly also kinda

like the onceler

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fantasizinboutnickiandbey:

decellie03:

memewhore:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

queeranarchism:

barerootbar:

queeranarchism:

the-ass-of-creeds:

queeranarchism:

Did you know factory dumpster diving is totally possible?

Factories throw away tons of good shit that doesn’t look just right or wasn’t  refrigerated for 5 minutes. So, like, look at what items (food & non-food) are being produced close to you and ask yourself ‘do I want a fuck load of just this one product?’ and if the answer is ‘yes’, go check if they have bins out. Fill up your freezer or feed a whole neighbourhood. Share around those non-foods.

Examples of stuff I or people I know have dumpster-dived in huge quantities: french fries, tofu, cheese, vibrators (i guess that’s a literal fuck load), make up, sneakers (it was a lot of work matching the left&rights but it worked out), coats, portable speakers, and more. 

If you do this be careful of where the dumpster is ofc. At the factory I work at all of them are on property behind gates, and the security cameras can see them.

True. In all cases it is good to do a daylight scout and check out where bins, gates, security cameras and escape routes are. & Don’t forget the neighbours.

Factories that make expensive goods will have night guards and you are more likely to be mistaken for a burglar if you’re outside a factory like that at night, so if you’re going dumpster diving for luxury goods, maybe better to do it during the day and act like you work in the industrial neighborhood until you’re right next to the bin. Eating a sandwich or smoking is a good way to pass as a ‘worker on a break’ if you can look the part.

As with other dumpster diving: think about how you’re going to handle getting caught before it happens. Depending on your privilege, your confidence and your luck, you may be able to talk yourself out of a lot of situations, but it’s best to be prepared.

Added note: do NOT go dumpster diving at a warehouse with assembly lines. They take great care to make sure nothing is salvageable and (at least the ones I’ve worked at) it’s EXTREMELY dangerous because often trash is separated by employees that could not care less, meaning there are exposed blades in what should be “parts only” trash.

Repeat: assembly line dumpsters are dangerous and not worth it. You can often do a quick google search to figure out what’s just a warehouse and what’s a warehouse + factory

None of the factories I’ve worked at ever wasted time trying to make sure nothing is salvageable. You just tossed the goods and got back to work as fast as possible. But I guess that will vary from place to place.

In my experience factories have multiple dumpsters for multiple departments and some will be full of useless scraps and machine parts and dangerous stuff and those are probably close to the assembly line, while others will be closer to the packaging and shipping area and those will be full of completed and sometimes even fully packaged goods.

I’d advice doing daytime scouting, wearing gloves and never sticking your hands where you can’t see what you’re going to grab, but that’s true of all dumpster dives.