i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive
Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking.
Oh this is beautiful.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Let me guess, they didn’t shoot the pug because it’s not a “violent breed” and was obviously “just playing” where as if it were a pit or a doberman or a rottweiler that really was just trying to play they would have killed it before it got close because they’re “violent breeds” that “like to kill”
so there’s a gaming themed bar in my town and it does video game inspired cocktails and they’re all pun-based and theyre awesome
theres a Fallout New Vegas one called “Rad on the Rocks”
then theres a Dragon Age one called “Ginquisition” (the best pun)
this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about
w h y
I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…
That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.
"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”
"Aha! We knew it!"
“Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
I will never not reblog this when I see it.
Things to remember.
Please please please notice this