real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

posted 5 hours ago with 527447 notes » via p-eterquill » ©

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

posted 5 hours ago with 464365 notes » via alexandraya » ©

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

posted 5 hours ago with 79184 notes » via alexandraya » ©
Anonymous asked:
how can you call yourself a feminist but then drool over a boy?

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive

posted 5 hours ago with 28933 notes » via alexandraya » ©

alexandraya:

crown-of-weeds:

penroseparticle:

themaidofdishonor:

pax-et-triumphus:

Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.

I’m pretty sure that just changed my life.

fucking annihilated

Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking.

Oh this is beautiful.

posted 6 hours ago with 215897 notes » via alexandraya » ©

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

posted 6 hours ago with 364169 notes » via alexandraya » ©
Let me guess, they didn’t shoot the pug because it’s not a “violent breed” and was obviously “just playing” where as if it were a pit or a doberman or a rottweiler that really was just trying to play they would have killed it before it got close because they’re “violent breeds” that “like to kill”

Let me guess, they didn’t shoot the pug because it’s not a “violent breed” and was obviously “just playing” where as if it were a pit or a doberman or a rottweiler that really was just trying to play they would have killed it before it got close because they’re “violent breeds” that “like to kill”

http://madkiingryan.tumblr.com/post/100497933879/twirkwood-so-theres-a-gaming-themed-bar-in-my 

twirkwood:

so there’s a gaming themed bar in my town and it does video game inspired cocktails and they’re all pun-based and theyre awesome
theres a Fallout New Vegas one called “Rad on the Rocks”

image

then theres a Dragon Age one called “Ginquisition” (the best pun)

image

the standard…

posted 6 hours ago with 260 notes » via alexandraya » ©

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

posted 6 hours ago with 249622 notes » via alexandraya » ©

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

  •  *favourite character appears*
  • me:  *delighted pterodactyl noises*
posted 1 day ago with 107883 notes » via erikisafail » ©

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

posted 1 day ago with 186392 notes » via p-eterquill » ©
roachpatrol:

the-real-seebs:

kayinnasaki:

Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising!
It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…

That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.

"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”
"Aha! We knew it!" 
“Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”
"Wait, what?"

roachpatrol:

the-real-seebs:

kayinnasaki:

Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising!

It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…

That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.

"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”

"Aha! We knew it!

Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”

"Wait, what?"

posted 1 day ago with 67926 notes » via seriouslyamerica » ©

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

posted 1 day ago with 34410 notes » via p-eterquill » ©
me-myself-and-will:

victorianclowns:

kissmyfibroass:

I will never not reblog this when I see it. 

Things to remember.

Please please please notice this

me-myself-and-will:

victorianclowns:

kissmyfibroass:

I will never not reblog this when I see it. 

Things to remember.

Please please please notice this

posted 1 day ago with 50831 notes » via nibbles0422 » ©